:: Introduction  |  :: About Me | :: Vita  |  :: Interests | :: Return to Consultants page |

Andy and the ant butts

Andy





Andy and our Aussie guides

As I mentioned on the previous page, Andy was the marvelous guide we had while we spent a week in Townsville. The students and I learned a lot from Andy. One of my favorite stories of Andy started when we were swimming at a water hole. The top photo on the left shows Andy (on the left) with several of the other People to People staff. It does not, however, show Kimi, the only female member of our staff. Kimi and Andy had met at the beginning of the summer and had developed into a "thing" before we arrived. On the day in question, we had been swimming at a wonderful natural watering hole. When done we all headed back to the bus to go back to the hotel and clean up for our next destination. Kimi and Andy lagged behind so that Kimi could change clothes there (out of sight of the kids) and leave to arrange our afternoon activities.

We arrived back at the bus and only had to wait a few minutes for the two to get back. When they got on the bus, Andy was laughing and Kimi was furious. She punched Andy (playfully) and went to the back of the bus to fume. Andy sat with Bruce, Mary, and I (the three leaders), laughing to himself.

When asked what was so funny, Andy explained that one of the benefits of the job was that all the meals were free. He and Kimi had been living together for approximately four weeks. Kimi was very worried that, because of the free food they had been indulging in, she was getting fat. None of her clothes fit any more.

It turns out that Andy, late at night when Kimi was asleep, had been getting up and slowing sewing Kimi's cloths tighter and tighter, a little bit at a time. He had also been replacing the labels in her T-shirts, replacing barges with mediums.

For the life of him, Andy couldn't figure out why Kimi was mad!


ˆtop

The Mangrove

Mangrove On our way to the story of the ant butts, we had an experience that has lead me to think a great deal about how we use technology. I often tell this story in my talks.

We were headed for a hill outside of Townsville to look at some beaches and see if we could find some honey ants (more about the ants in the next story). Andy, Kimi, Mary, and I were walking along the beach with my ten kids. Kimi was carrying a backpack with the day's water supply, 3 or 4 liters, a heavy load. She had evidently lost some bet with Andy so she ended up being the one to carry it.

As we were walking along, Andy said to the kids, "I'll bet you a week's worth of ice cream that Kimi can beat you in a foot race to the Mangrove trees." If you've every tasted Australian ice cream (99.9% fat content) you know how attractive this bet was. All the kids took Andy up on the bet. Andy lined them up, said "Ready, Set, and Go!" and they were off.

Kimi started jogging down the beach at a very slow pace. It was obvious to me that the kids were way ahead of Kimi and she would never catch up. I said as much to Andy. He turned, smiled at me and said, "Want to bet?"

I said "Sure!" Andy then asked me if any of the kids knew what a Mangrove was! I looked down the beach just in time to see Kimi turn into the Mangrove stand, which was only about 20 yards away, as my kids went merrily running down the beach. They finally realized that they didn't know where they were going and turned to come back.

Andy and Kimi enjoyed every day we bought them ice cream. I learned from Andy a very practical example of Stephen Covey's "Begin with the end in mind."


ˆtop

Ant Butts

Tower over looking the nude beach

The nude beach!

Andy with two of the students

OK, you've been wondering about the ant butts. After racing towards the Mangroves, we headed up the hill. We were going to see the sights, study the geology of the island, and learn how to do orienteering. Andy also mentioned that we might find some honey ants. I'm not quite sure of the biology and chemistry of this, but these particular ants' rear ends carry a flavored nectar. If you "bite their butts off," as Andy put it, "it taste like lemon."

So off we went to the top of the hill. The top photo shows the actual "top of the hill" where there is a wonderful lookout. The middle photo shows the wonderful view of the beach on the other side of the island. (Andy forgot to tell us it was a nude beach - fortunately none of the kids brought binoculars.) The bottom photo shows Andy, Mel, and one of the students from Oregon whose name I can't remember practicing orienteering. It was a great learning experience.

Oh yeah! We also found the ants! If you hold them real carefully (to avoid their pinchers), and nip their little butts off, they're quite tasty!

ˆtop